Youre an asshole. But you are adored for it.
Youre rather quiet at first, but once you get close to your significant other, sarcasm starts becoming your first language. It takes a lot for you to open up, so when you actually start dating someone, youre serious about it.
Youre really not easily impressed, you live for turtleneck weather, and youre all about those dates where you just sit on the floor eating takeout and watching a crime show on Netflix. Youre not necessarily a Cool Girl, but youre very low-key. You rarely compliment your partner, but when you do, it means a lot.
Youre opinionated and most likely the boss in the relationship. You may not scream your happiness or love from any rooftops (yuck, ?), but everything you feel and express is incredibly genuine.
Youll reluctantly wear white on your wedding day, but you really wish it were socially acceptable to be in a slimming, black dress instead.
Youre a Cool Girl. Youve never triple texted. You always show up late to dates. You canand willoutdrink anyone when it comes to white wine.
It takes a while of dating before you feel comfortable enough around your significant other to start having deeper conversations with them. You appreciate very simple things in life and dating, but you also like to kick off relationships with very inventive activities. You just like a challenge and a chance to show off your adventurous sidebecause most people assume you’re just laid back.
For someone as chill as you are, you actually come off a lot more accepting and warm than most people would expect. You prefer to be in a balanced partnership with your significant other, rather than bossing or being bossed around.
You’ll prioritize the honeymoon excursion over wedding plans. And this honeymoon won’t involve any lounging around on some beachyou can get that whenever you want where you livebut will be probably involves something like jumping out of a plane or walking around the edge of volcano.
Youre very picky about who you date, so when you get it together and finally meet someone worthy, everything just falls into place. Especially if they share your love for the outdoors, appreciation for that post-rainfall smell, and can tolerate multiple cups of the best coffee in the country.
You love intimate gatherings, so you’ll introduce your significant other to your closest friends pretty early on in the relationship. You’re down-to-earth and would never get wrapped up in petty disagreements with your partner. You like to savor those little things in life.
You have a mix of interests, which makes dating you more spontaneous and exciting. You’re as easygoing as the other West Coast girlfriends, but you’re a lot more low-key about it. You’re down to do whatever it takes to you happy. Usually this involves drinking craft beer.
You wont wear shoes at your wedding. Youll need convincing to have your hair professionally done. You will somehow coordinate birds to chirp throughout the ceremony, which will obviously take place outside in a forest next to, like, a babbling brook.
Wife material. Youre incredibly secure and confidenttherefore you address any dating uncertainties or anxieties head-on. Passive aggressive is not in your vocabulary.
You will monogram the shit out of every milestone of your relationship and you really dont care what anyone else thinks about it. You will only show interest and even consider dating people as charming as you are, so you both usually end up being an incredibly intimidating power couple. Youre more vocal than your partner,
Youre all about flaunting what youve gotand this includes whoever youre datingbecause you make the time and effort to make sure anything and anyone associated with you only helps you be your best. You dont waste time with anyone you wouldnt be over-the-top proud of in every way.
Youll get married first out of all of your friends. The wedding invitations will probably be delivered by doves.
You get along with everyone and are the friendliest, most outgoing person in your circle of friends. .
Small talk doesnt cause you any anxiety, so first date etiquette comes naturally to you. You can smell a fuckboy from miles away and have absolutely zero tolerance for them. Everyone’s nice in the Midwest, sure, but what others have to be careful about is if they fuck with you, oh boy, .
You’re a loyal girlfriend, you mesh really well with your partner’s friends and family, and you look forward to finding ways to do a little something extra for your significant other everyday.
You’re excited to get married. You truly do feel like it might make you feel that much more fulfilled, and you’ve been looking forward to starting that chapter of your life for as long as you can remember.
Instead of a champagne fountain at your wedding, it will be La Croix.